January 2012
2 posts
Ok, Let's try this again
Reactivate Tumblr, 2012-style!
Jan 21st
Jan 21st
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July 2011
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HEY HEY
Happy America Day! I’m back on Tumblr!
Jul 4th
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September 2010
1 post
This is going to make me so famous.
I have a cat with a sad face. I question his mental state often. Am now looking for pictures of other people’s sad cats. Here! ismycatdepressed.tumblr.com! (Catchy!)
Sep 28th
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August 2010
3 posts
Cheap raincoat?
After living through the rainy season, and never getting around to buying a raincoat, I’ve decided I can’t take this any longer. I hate rain jackets, I always have, since I was little, but I admit they’re necessary. Anyone have any recommendations for places to look (online, stores) for cheap, stylish raincoats? We’re not talking ponchos here, but also I don’t want...
Aug 24th
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“ Nazis don’t have the right to put up a sign next to the Holocaust museum in...”
– Debate over mosque near ‘ground zero’ splits Republicans - latimes.com Muslims = Nazis! (via sexartandpolitics) (via stfuconservatives) Which is hilarious to me because yesterday, when talking about this whole ridiculousness, I said it would be like holding all Christians responsible for what...
Aug 18th
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Why I love living five miles from the beach Reason...
Tonight we’re going to go to Wrightsville and see if we can see some meteors. Is the prime viewing spot? No, there’s probably too much light. Is it the prime viewing time (11pm)? Probably not. Will it be a beautiful night at the beach with a blanket and bottle of wine? Most definitely.
Aug 12th
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July 2010
5 posts
Jul 26th
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Jul 16th
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I guess people don't really say VJ anymore,...
She is a TV host, I guess.
Jul 16th
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My cousin is a VJ in Canada and has had a few...
I am trying to make this twitter thing happen (ahem) and she is shaming me with her 5k followers. See if she follows me back, it is family after all!
Jul 16th
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Wii question:
My apartment building was hit by lightening today. I swear to god. At first I thought it was just close, but it was so unbelievably loud that I screamed. My smoke detectors all started beeping and all the fire alarms went off for like 20 minutes. I think it short circuited them for a minute. When I turned on my wii (to watch netflix instant—my savior from boredom) the TV was full of stripes....
Jul 15th
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June 2010
9 posts
Jun 24th
Um. Can anyone confirm that Neko is touring with...
They’re coming to chapel hill but I won’t go the distance for no Neko. Yet a video I just saw shows her with them… Anyone know?
Jun 22nd
Jun 22nd
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Petfinder amuses me.
A lot of the shelters describe their available pets in first person. Which becomes hilarious when they insert passive aggressive comments towards the people that gave the animal up—particularly after adopting it, which I think is terrible too. “Separation anxiety is an intense fear of being abandoned again. Once my people left me alone, I immediately went into a state of panic...
Jun 22nd
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I'm thinking of picking up a second cat today.
I’ve been looking for weeks, and a beautiful male six month old Turkish Angora just walked into my life (or the shelter, to be exact).  Now that I’m seriously thinking about it, I feel really guilty about my first cat. I wanted to do this for him—I think cats are happier in pairs—but I know he’s going to suffer from only child kitty syndrome to being part of a pair. ...
Jun 22nd
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Jun 19th
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Every time I pack my suitcase, I find something I...
This time was my favorite hair gel I completely forgot about.
Jun 3rd
be cool, soda pop: Literary Journals →
I don’t get them at all. I have hardly submitted anything anywhere ever, but it occurred to me the other day that that is probably a, shall we say, imprudent move, career-wise, so now I’m going to start submitting like a crazy person but all these magazines just seem terrible. All the submission… They are nuts. I’ve just started the whole process and I’m confused by it all....
Jun 3rd
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Ted Haggard: Hey guys, I'm starting a new church!... →
stfuconservatives: From Talking Points Memo: “Haggard (refers to) to 2006, when he admitted to a homosexual affair amid allegations of drug use. He was founder and leader of the evangelical New Life Church at the time, but was excommunicated following the revelations. He said that his new church — St. James Church in Colorado Springs — will welcome everyone, including those who are “gay,...
Jun 3rd
May 2010
34 posts
Petfinder.com isn't that useful. →
They only let you narrow your search to 100 miles, so I just fall in love with cats I’m not possibly going to drive that far to rescue.
May 29th
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May 29th
May 29th
Caturday
My longhaired cat must have sensed I was going to go look at animal shelter cats today, in order to find him a friend. That’s why he decided to shit all over himself (as long-haired cat are wont to do) and in the process make me doubt the entire thing. Happy caturday!
May 29th
Confusing moral issue..
A kid I went to undergrad with (I didn’t know him personally) died a few days ago in the streets of Portland. He was walking with a female co-worker and three guys started harassing her on the street. He stepped up to defend her, which is wonderful, and was punched once in the face by one of the guys. The guys took off and thought nothing of it.  The boy hit his head on the bricks of...
May 29th
May 28th
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Apropos of nothing...
I remember the day I got my first Seventeen magazine. I was ten or eleven, and it came to my house addressed to occupant. The good people at Seventeen magazine knew there was a girl between the age of 10-16 in there and goddamit, they were going to capitalize on it. I remember I came home from school and it was gorgeous out, a day like today, in maine. My grandparents were visiting. But I could...
May 27th
natface asked: Oh lady noooo. Modcloth is so terrible. Whenever I see anyone link to something from there, I just want to dive in front of them Secret Service style and stop them. I ordered a blazer from them that looked adorable online, and when it came, it was wayyyy too big and the cloth was nubbly. Awful. All their stuff is super cheaply made and falls apart.
May 27th
May 27th
This is a wonderful article.
http://www.chapelhillnews.com/2010/05/26/57217/this-is-not-going-to-happen.html I love how they say they thought it was a domestic altercations (actually it was a kidnapping attempt) and that the guy was her ex-boyfriend or something. “But that doesn’t matter. You see someone do a woman wrong like that, and you see the terror in her eyes, and we just went, ‘No, no, this is not...
May 27th
May 24th
I just went through my followers list and followed...
If you changed your name in the past few months I may have missed you, considering I’m following a lot less people than previously. It was also sort of nostalgic going backwards in my tumblr history. It reminded me to check if some people are still active or if I’ve just missed their posts. Maybe it will be fixed, everything will go back to normal. My dashboard was waaay too quiet...
May 24th
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Yesterday's cat has not returned.
May 24th
Oh god, this is how I'm ending the argument with...
His comments: “Are some first amendment rights being more highly valued than others? No, because allowing people to discriminate doesn’t prevent people from organizing against discrimination. That’s how the world works. There is a series of counter-balances to reach order. That’s nature. The only time nature doesn’t work is when government intervenes to...
May 24th
I'm trying to argue with a libertarian on FB.
He’s actually intelligent, writing-wise. So, not your normal troll. Currently he’s arguing that before the states came in an took away their rights, in colonial VA and NC blacks had upward mobility through the free market. “Like I said, blacks in pre-revolutionary Virginia (and I’m presuming in all of the other colonies too) were working their way up the social ladder....
May 24th
I am currently following no one on tumblr. I'm...
I feel like I’m part of the Twitter Crisis of 2010. I realize that if this is happening to everyone, no one will see this! I feel like I’m on an island.
May 24th
There was a gorgeous stray cat meowing outside our...
Vets aren’t open sunday, so I couldn’t take it to the hospital. I considered it fate that out of the hundreds of apartments in our complex it chose ours. I gave it some food and water and it followed us out when we went to the grocery store. We decided if it stuck around until tomorrow we would see about adopting it (we want another cat anyway). We got back from the store and I was...
May 23rd
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I had a very nice birthday...
It was weird though. I got the most responsible gift of my life (a Triple A membership, which makes me and my boyfriend feel safer because I’m an idiot when it comes to cars), and the least responsible: a gift certificate for a new tattoo! Eee! I’ve wanted a tattoo for about three years…who am I kidding? I’ve wanted one since my first one. I have the text picked out,...
May 22nd
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I watched the Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus last...
1. Tom Waits was by far the best part; also, my hero. I feel my yearly TW binge coming on. 2. Vern Troyer should never be able to have another line in a major motion picture. There were literally crumb on the floor in front of the screen because of how hard he chewed the scenery. God, it was painful.
May 20th
I've been calling famous people's agents for about...
love-and-radiation: c-newt: All I can think is “one day, I’ll have people.” It’s weird to be submitting to lit magazines all the time as a writer and in contact with them directly as a magazine editor. I am very good about not mentioning the submissions. I’m in this position as well. Though a few weeks ago I wrote a place I have been waiting for an rejection answer from for far, far...
May 20th
Tomorrow is the first birthday of my life that I'm...
I’m surprisingly ok with that. No party, no bars, no special meal. My family members didn’t really get anything to me in time, so unless the mailbox is full when I get home today, I’ll have one thing to open (from my boyfriend). He works tomorrow, so maybe we’ll do something Saturday, but maybe not. I told him I’d open his gift and the card from my mom tomorrow...
May 20th
I started watching Party Down yesterday...
and it’s pretty good! My favorite part? Predictably, Jane Lynch. Though, as a JL fan from way back—admittedly only because of my undying obsession with all Christopher Guest movies—I find her character, Constance, so refreshing. It’s not Sue MF Sylvester, or Mrs. Terry Bohner (who is kinda sweet) or closeted Christy Cummings from Best in Show. SHe’s just really sweet,...
May 20th
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Buh? →
May 20th
Maybe I'm under informed about this issue...
But I find the Draw Mohammed Day really distasteful.
May 20th
SisterMaryMartha Dispenses No Wisdom: Some days... →
Some days maybe most days not sure, exactly as it’s hard to say because right now I am weak from hunger (too much caffeine and pain pills, well not too much pills, but when combined with an overdose of caffeine…) but the amount of internet “rage” over political issues, or social issues, or… I agree with this completely, but I am blinded by the fact that you drink cranberry ginger ale,...
May 20th
So, Will Arnett, Conan, Simon Pegg, Michael...
Any other consistently funny twitters I should follow?
May 20th
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I started a twitter account.
Only because I want to read famous people’s tweets. That’s probably how everyone starts right?
May 20th
So frustrated.
So I tried to sublet my apartment, and had a very interested person. I found the apartment of our dreams—seriously, I still love the shit out of this place—and the person dropped out. Made the other landlord wait while I scrambled to find someone else, entertained two other supposedly “serious” offers who then said no. I just reposted the ad and nothing. No responses. Just...
May 12th
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tangerine trees and marmalade skies: Does anyone... →
katoleary: … At least three times a day, I say to Joe, “Guess what Oliver thinks about [X].” The answer is that he thinks “Meow.” He always thinks “Meow.” Mink is a Republican. This joke stems from her having a rather uncanny tendency to meow loudly at us when we’re discussing politics. For… This is similar to what we do. Like today, our cat chases my boyfriend’s laces as...
May 12th